Saturday, February 28, 2009

HOW SINGAPOREAN ARE YOU???

1) You speak or randomly break out in Singlish.
2) You crave char kway teow or the various uberlicious hawker foods.
3) Tying a soccer game with Malaysia actually means something significant.
4) You’re a guy and have no choice about National Service.
5) You start daydreaming about $2 Nasi Lemaks. (Now there're $1.50 chicken rice everywhere wahahaha!)
6) Orchard Road is a byword for fun.
7) You pronounce and spell stuff the Brit way.
8) You pick up the trash after missing the rubbish bin.
9) You say rubbish bin and not trash can.
10) You end ALMOST every sentence with a 'lah'/'lor'/'hor'.
11) You understand all the references in www.talkingcock.com.
12) You're intimidated by the thought of a 45 minutes to drive to the nearest mall.
13) You're shocked that your ez-link doesn’t work at Mcdonald's around the world.
14) People ask you what you speak at home and you say 'uhh...'
15) You are able to communicate in plethora of languages & dialects.
16) Swearing in numerous languages & dialects is natural.
17) You know that Newton Circus serves up shit nice food, but still and goes there.
18) You “chope” seats at food courts/hawker centers with little tissue packets.
19) You've sung the national anthem since you were in primary 1 and still have no idea what it means exactly.
20) There's always a traffic jam near a vehicle accident 'cause everyone slows down to copy numbers for 4D.
21) You start using abbreviations for everything, such as ERP, PIE, MRT, SBS, SMS, CTE, IPPT, NCC, SOC(army word)...... and many more.
22) You look at someone (when you’re overseas) and a 6th sense tells you that they’re from Singapore too.
23) Someone asks for the time and your innate response is: “IT’S TIGER TIME!!!” *rawr*
24) Every Christmas, Orchard Road looks more like and more like Deepavali (The Festival of Lights).

9/24 = 0.375%
Not too bad la hor.

AND YES, JUDGING FROM THE NUMBER OF QUIZZES DONE TONIGHT, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO KNOW HOW FREAKING BORED I AM.